Monday, September 7, 2020

AGENT PUG!

 AGENT PUG!

One day a pug named AGENT PUG went on a secret mission to help Mr chicken save the WORLD! It was crazy because he had pew-pew guns. He was a stealth master, he could climb walls, roofs, and open doors without being heard. On one mission he had to save Mr, chicken from the one and only, KILLER CROC! He had big muscles and a bunch of security all over the place. He was a crazy Pug shot through the wall and took them out, OLD SCHOOL! Once he got the victim he went out with fashion, with a classic explosion right behind them!


Tuesday, August 18, 2020

SCRIPT

SCRIPT

Characters: Chase(Max),Tim(Max),Jim(Quinn),

mom(Quinn) and Police(Max)

Scene: Library


Shelves close in on chase and squash him to

death.


Chase

(screams)

Tim

What was that? Never mind.

Has anyone found what we are looking for?

Chase? Are you there?

Jim

(cries and screams because he found chase

dead)

 

Tim

(runs to Jim) What happened?

Jim 

(still crying) Look (pointing to chase)

Tim 

(Farts) He looks like a waffle. 

Mom

(opens the door and closers then Walk's in and

sees chase's hand then calls the police)

30 minutes later…

Police

(walks in) Oh my god, what happened.

Tim

We don't know or care

Police

Wow! (walks to chases dead corps and grabs

arm)

Mom

What are you doing?


Police

I'm taking it home to my girlfriend because

she does not have arms. (leaves) later losers.

Mom

(Looks at Jim) Was he even a policeman?

Jim 

Probably not.

Tim 

Ok let's go home now and dump chase

in a dumpster.

Jim

Can we get a dog or a cat?

Mum

Yes. 

Tim 

We should get a dog. 


Jim 

No, we should get a cat.

Mum 

Fight to the death for the win, whoever wins the

fight gets to decide which animal to get the dog

or cat.

Tim 

(Gets a sword)

Jim 

(A spear)

Tim

(Stab Jim in the heart)

Jim

Mummy help me I got stabbed.

Mum

No.

Tim 

You are also going into the dumpster.


Jim 

Noooooooooo.

Tomorrow 

(Tim playing with a puppy)

 

THE END 












Monday, July 20, 2020

piggy bank.

On Monday the 20 of June, we made animal piggy banks but I improvised and made a  sledgehammer bank. You're probably thinking, wow what a masterpiece. Thank you, all u guys r amazing. Goodbye.

Friday, June 19, 2020

Trench warfare


Trench warfare

Trench warfare is a type of land warfare using repeatedly fighting lines largely military trenches when troops were well protected from the enemy's small arms fire and were substantially sheltered from artillery. Trench warfare that lasted for several years took place on the Western Front in World War I. I would not like to have been alive then.

Trench warfare works by offering soldiers a contiguous cover/shelter that would keep them from getting shot by multiple bullets! They were also helpful to the medics that would heal the wounded soldiers.

There's more but my teacher just growled at me so that's it.

E Sports gaming day!!!

On Monday, the 13th of December, at Ahipara school. Room 3 and 5 had a gaming day where people from E-Sports came to our school and set up 1...